less rain, more power outage

Electricity has been on and off recently throughout the state. Reason: not enough rain. Ya see, the rain fills the reservoirs, which powers the electric plants. Lack of sufficient rain has strained the power grid, which is really just a bunch of matted wires. So, no rain, no power. Unless it's too much rain and downs the lines. Go figure. They need the solar power, or the new nuclear deal to go through.
It has also been "found" that the poor ration of women to men in one state up north actually creates homosexuality. The 70% male population forces this "change". Huh, who would have thunk it. Atop this stupidity is the irony: homosexuality is punishable by life in prison. A man and woman holding hands if frowned upon. A man and man holding hands is quite acceptable. Hmmm...
Keep in mind they passed a law to make plastic bags thicker because the cows were dying from eating the thinner ones. Tragic comedy.